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The Blindboy Podcast

The Monsignors Beak

The Blindboy Podcast

Blindboyboatclub

Arts, Philosophy, Art, Fiction, Factual, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.97.6K Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2017

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Submarines, Marxism, Alcohol, Androids, Racism, Christmas

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0:00.0

8 weeks at number one on the podcast charts, because of the actions of you sound concert,

0:14.7

liking, subscribing, leaving reviews, 8 weeks on the podcast charts, because of you

0:27.0

sound concert, that was 8 weeks at number one on the podcast charts, because of the actions

0:34.0

of you sound concerts, subscribing, leaving reviews by Marquis Smith of the band The Fall.

0:44.2

Marquis Smith who is deceased, is listening to this podcast in Purgatory, and he's a big

0:53.7

fan of the podcast, and I'm a big fan of the Fall.

0:56.5

I like Marquis Smith's music, it was great.

1:00.5

And he submitted that song, and I recorded it.

1:03.9

He submitted the lyrics.

1:06.6

And he's above in Purgatory listening, and he's in Purgatory because of some sins that

1:12.3

he committed as a child, as a six-year-old child, and he didn't go to confession for those

1:19.1

particular sins.

1:20.8

The sin was in 1964, in Prestwich near Manchester, six-year-old Marquis Smith.

1:29.9

He boarded a steam train, and as the train left for its journey, he stuck his head out

1:37.4

the window and spat in the station master's face, and for that sin, and for the failure

1:44.7

to confess that sin to a priest, his soul was blackened and did not have the forgiveness

1:53.3

of God and Jesus Christ, who themselves are both their own father and son at the same

2:01.0

time, in a kind of quantum superposition of paternity.

2:07.6

And as a result, lead singer of the post-punk band The Fall, Marquis Smith is posthumously

2:17.1

living his life in Purgatory for 70 years until he will eventually be allowed into the

2:23.1

gates of heaven, in accordance with Catholic doctrine and catechism.

2:29.1

Of course, that's not true, because Marquis Smith isn't dead, but Atari was dead when

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