The Monkey King (Airdate 1/16/2024)
Bob & Sheri
Now! Media | Bob & Sheri
4.8 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 16 January 2024
⏱️ 85 minutes
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Summary
No Cable & No Internet.
Morons in the News.
A Loud Whistle.
New Wellness Fads.
Everyone Needs a Laugh.
Thatched Cottages.
Talkback Callers.
Can You Believe This S***?
The Monkey King.
From the Vault.
Rat Snacking.
Vinyl Sales Up.
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| 0:00.0 | This is so exciting. |
| 0:02.0 | Welcome to the Bob and Sherry show with Bob. |
| 0:04.6 | It's whether it be fun or terrible. And Sherry. Look what I said about her. Fun, Spunky, a welcome addition to the show. Now, from the Polician Bob and Sherry studios, it's Bob and Sherry. We are back in the saddle after a long holiday weekend. I hope everyone enjoyed it. I do love a short work week, and I do wish that capitalism would just go ahead and give us all a short work week. |
| 0:25.4 | I think everybody's happier when they only have four days instead of five. |
| 0:28.5 | But I have to tell you all, and this won't come as a shock to anyone, including me. |
| 0:34.0 | We lost our internet and cable again. |
| 0:37.4 | And, of course, my husband is flat on his back, immobilized. me, we lost our internet and cable again. |
| 0:47.3 | And of course, my husband is flat on his back immobilized with his post-op leg, raised above his head, unable to do anything. |
| 0:57.7 | And I want you to imagine what it would be like for you to spend 24 hours like that with no TV and no internet. |
| 0:59.2 | It's scary. And I know what you're saying. |
| 1:00.2 | Well, he can read a book or maybe he can whittle you a narwhal out of a twig. |
| 1:04.2 | Yeah, he could do those things. |
| 1:05.5 | Right. |
| 1:06.1 | He could do those things. |
| 1:07.1 | But he is, this is, we're coming up on a week tomorrow that this has been his reality. |
| 1:13.1 | So he was stir crazy. |
| 1:14.6 | Let me tell you what, what we did. |
| 1:16.7 | So I went and got his laptop. |
| 1:18.3 | Kevin has a laptop from the Dark Ages, so it still has a DVD player in it. |
| 1:24.5 | You know, now when you buy a laptop, you're lucky if it has a USB port. Yeah, it's true. |
| 1:30.2 | Now they're just like sleek dinner plates that you have to buy a million other things in order |
| 1:35.0 | to do anything with it. But he's got one of these old workhorse laptops with a DVD player. |
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