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Story Pirates

The Monkey and the Ice Skates/Tissues (feat. Paul Scheer)

Story Pirates

Lemonada Media

Comedy, Education, Kids & Family

4.517.7K Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2020

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

The Story Pirates welcome their old pal Franklin (Paul Scheer) to the ship. Wait. Do we even know a Franklin? Featuring two new stories: “The Monkey and the Ice Skates,” an ode to NPR about the very first primate ever to hit the ice, written by Pacifica, a 9 year old from North Carolina, and “Tissues,” a poetic tale of patience and belonging, written by an 8 year old from Massachusetts named Noah. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Oh

0:06.5

Remember after we got off the roller coaster Peter you couldn't walk in a straight line

0:11.6

I was so dizzy

0:13.6

Yes, and then move and I came back with hot dogs for everyone. Oh those hot dogs were so good

0:19.3

Man that day at the space amusement park is one of my favorite memories of all of us

0:30.0

Remember when I was on my fourth funnel cake and Lee was like very Franklin you might want a cool with that funnel cake

0:37.6

We all know how you get what you have to watch funnel cake typically

0:42.2

Yeah, I definitely remember that because you're the only person. I know who loves funnel cake more than I do

0:51.7

Franklin yeah, good old Franklin always doing his Frankliny things

0:56.8

Wait a second who's Franklin

1:00.0

This guy always up the hey, who are you? What are you doing? Why are you here?

1:06.4

Technically do we know you Peter Peter Peter Peter Peter my dear sweet Peter that is your name. I know it

1:16.9

Hilarious as always. Oh, no seriously. I don't think any of us know who you are

1:22.0

Again come on. It's me Franklin, you know the other story pirate Franklin Franklin Franklin

1:31.4

No, I don't think I know any Franklins and I have a photographic memory

1:35.5

Well, you better check that camera because I think your photographic memory might be broken because you definitely know me on Franklin

1:43.9

The other story pirate. Don't you remember that day?

1:47.6

We all got locked in the extra large supply closet on the fourth floor of the ship right guys guys guys while there is an

1:54.8

Extra large supply closet on the fourth floor. I don't know how we would have known that unless what he's saying is true

2:01.0

I'm really sorry Franklin. I feel bad saying this but for some reason I think none of us can remember you

2:06.6

You're always forgetting about poor old Franklin. You know what I've had I'm gonna go lock myself in the bathroom like I always do

2:14.0

Oh

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