It's Brian Preston, the money guy, restoring order to your financial chaos, retirement,

investing, taxing.

You've got financial questions, he's got financial answers.

It's Brian Preston, the money guy.

Let me start off by just giving the website, money-guy.com.

Pre-show planning didn't go great today, so I don't know what type of ball wax we're going

to get here.

Man, we have talked about this so many times, it's like back when you're in high school,

you pick a girl up at the door and you just can be like, look, sweetheart, this is going

to be a horrible date.

I just want to go in preface it that way.

And then you go into the day.

You can't do that.

Don't say it's pre-show-wit-bad.

That's a pre-show-wit-bad.

I didn't say the show was going to go bad.

I think pre-show-wit-fantastic.

I feel like I'm just going to have to put on my big boy boots and carry you a little

bit today.

What we're going to talk about today is we've gotten some emails.

We've actually got a ton of emails, but we're really behind on answering questions.

And when Bowen and I were brainstorming on what we were going to talk about, there were

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