Welcome to the Monday show.

Hi, everybody. Welcome to the Monday show.

Jeff, you sound like you're in a closet.

Well, I'm in a closet or technically on my phone because I don't have access to my computer.

My computer's been acting the bitch.

So I had to take it in and they're taking a minute with it.

Not a good sign, by the way.

Do you think you should have offloaded at least a few gigs of all the porn you have on your computer to adult porn, by the way.

I don't want to make any weird implications, but the amount of adult porn, your computer's heavier because of it, which is weird.

Adam, I have a Chromebook for that.

Oh, that makes sense.

That's about all the Chromebook is good for.

Yeah.

Yeah. Somebody gave me a used Chromebook, and I'm like, I could use this for one very specific thing. Can't get any viruses on this? This is great. Clicking links all day on this thing. Hey, Jeff, how's it going? We haven't done a Monday show in a couple weeks. No, it's been a while. I've been neglected, deeply, deeply neglected. Jeff May, not been the best, but, you know, things have been going the way they are. You know, I'm just trying to get through it. The computer thing's been a real problem. Get it, Brett. Oh, you know, the hardest part of the show for me is the beginning of the show. Because that's when I have spent all sorts of time asking a room full test. I'm kind I'm, my guitar is plugged into the computer.

I'm kind of chopped your toes off.

Well, the work would be a lot easier than you might have been doing for the past seven days.

I only got nine.

I'm like, I'm kind of like the death letter.

It's about to get real intense in that. And that, uh, I'm kind of like the death letter. It's about to get real intense.

And that I will get nine ended just as a death letter to the whole.

I'm wondering.

I wonder, because I, we did all that stuff with the noise cancellation,

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