The Monday Show - The Ballad of Alcatraz Coyote

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Adam Brown

Comedy

4.6 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2026

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Adam and Jeff talk about a good puppy coyote who swam to Alcatraz, the end of The Bear, and so much more!Show notes: https://rebrand.ly/rlchc75

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0:00.0	I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.
0:04.0	Wow, wow, wow, second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy?
0:08.0	Oh God.
0:10.0	Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power, embarrassing Eddie, makes way for sensible Samuel.
0:15.0	Cool, that was close.
0:16.0	You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver.
0:19.0	Because with Paddy's Super Sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on.
0:22.4	Paddy Power.
0:23.3	Valid on selected leagues and markets only. Pre-match and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only. T's and Cs and exclusions apply. 18 plus scummelware.com. Hader, it's your big McDonald's hunger calling. And it's not just any kind of hunger. It's the kind that calls for big arch.
0:37.0	Start with juicy beef, cheddar cheese and big arch sauce.
0:40.3	Oh, and don't forget those crissies. and it's not just any kind of hunger. It's the kind that calls for Big Arch. Start with juicy beef, cheddar cheese and big arch sauce.
0:40.3	Oh, and don't forget those crispy onions.
0:42.6	Hungry?
0:43.4	You are now.
0:46.7	Served from 11am.
0:47.8	Subject to availability.
0:48.7	Price and participation may vary.
1:18.7	Welcome to the Monday show. Oh, hey, everybody.
1:19.8	Hi, everybody. Welcome to the Monday show.
1:22.9	Ah, everybody. Welcome to the Monday show.
1:25.0	Shut the fuck up, Jeff.
1:28.1	Oh, that, Wolfman, please stop.
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