Welcome to the Monday show.

Welcome to the Monday show. Oh, well, hey everybody.

Welcome to the Monday show.

And this is the part where Jeff would normally go,

Hey, everybody, welcome to the Monday show.

But Jeff's not here like a lazy bitch. Hey, everybody. Welcome to the Monday show. Oh, hey. That was a Tiff Myers. The other Jeff. That's what they call you, right? You know, what's funny is when I was younger. You know, you get those license plates on the bike. So kid license plate. The only one I could find closest to my name was Jeff.

So I'd get that one because there's an F at the end. Yeah, close enough. How's it going, man? It's going well, dude. Thank you for having me. Shout out to everybody who listens and who's nice on the Discord. Thank you for filling in. Jeff will be back next week. A TIF, if you don't know, hosts a podcast on the network called Suss Stories. You should go listen to it or we will fuck you up. Wow. Yeah. Yeah.

That's kind of podcast network boss. I am. Everybody's so nice on that fucking everybody's so nice in the network I don't know because they know

I'll fuck them up they know what's up I think I'm down to fight like I miss fighting so I'm down to

fight somebody so I normally do this thing on the pod where it's you know kind of a just a running

bit where I'll ask Jeff how he's doing and then when he starts talking

I cut him off with this crazy butt rock guitar thing obviously not a thing I do when there are guests

especially because you have a podcast to plug tell people a little bit about the suss stories

I don't know this is a trap is it a trap it seems like a trap where you are going to come out. You know, the hardest part of this show for me is the beginning of the show. Because that's when I have to spend... Atef, tell everyone how I play this live. Asking a room... This is so wild. And I talk with two mouths's what I've been doing for the past seven days. That's why we call this segment. I mean... I don't own a fleet of guitars for nothing. Real intense. This is... And drums. I'm playing guitars and drums. And based. This is fun, though. Faded out, Brett. It is. Thank you, Brett. This is off camera.

Brett's way off camera.

He works at a company now.

He has a real job.

Still a podcast job, but real job.

Brett was the original engineer and editor of the very first episodes of unpopular opinion.

And as the show carried on, he became more of a personality on the show because I have an eye for talent.

It can be fully transparent.

No, but yes.

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