Welcome to the Monday show. Oh, well, hey everybody.

Welcome to the Monday show.

Hi, everybody.

Welcome to the Monday show.

Welcome to the Monday show, you guys that's right everybody I'm here I'm

I'm old man jack shut the fuck up jack whoa oh the hole you're being pretty terrible the wolf man jack

that are my feelings oh man strife and drama on the monday show this week we're gonna let

those two work out their problems meanwhile me, me and Jeff are here. Don't worry. We're back. We got it. We got this, baby. We're here. We ain't here. Save the drama for your mama. Save it. Fucking save it. All I want is my hoochie mama. Okay, Luke, don't rhyme mama with mama, please. So, yeah,

it's the Monday show because it's Monday.

Jeff, how you doing? Not bad,

actually. I had to travel for

all sorts of reasons and

sort of a bit of a bit of a medical

detox. Oh, come on, man.

A medical detox. Oh, no, Jeff.

They're going to do a lot. It's all good stuff? No, I had scabies at. Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, it's a story. You got a story to tell. I don't understand how you're doing this. That's why we call this segment.

Well, I know what I'm going to say in response to the stupid shit you say. So I pre-record this stuff ahead of time.

Like when Rossell was beatboxing and singing.

Yeah, yeah.

I actually come from the Rosel school of podcasting.

So that explains that. But yeah, medical problems this week. Jeff had the scabies. I can't fucking believe I got that, by the way. I gave myself scoliosis by wearing a hoodie in the wrong situation. Don't age. Yeah, yeah. Once you hit 40, just sit down. Just sit and stop trying to do stuff. I got to just call it a day, man. Yeah. It's, and things ain't working. Yeah. It's, it's really not panning out the way I went to a hotel and they're like, would you like a side of scabies with that?

No, but I got them.

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