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You Don't Even Like These Shows

The Monday Show - Chariots of the Dead

You Don't Even Like These Shows

Adam Brown

Comedy

4.6548 Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2026

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Adam and Jeff discuss the death of the creator of ancient alien theory, Trump's highly racist speech at the Davos World Economic Forum, ICE heroically defending the nation from the dangers of a five-year-old boy with a Spiderman backpack, and so much more!Show notes: https://rebrand.ly/sf8onk9

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to the Monday Show. Hey, everybody welcome to the Monday show.

0:36.8

Keep it down, Jeff.

0:38.1

I will not.

0:38.7

Hey, everyone.

0:39.8

I'm Adam Todd Brown.

0:40.8

This is the Monday show.

1:12.6

And I'm the Monday. What? You mess this up. Do you want me to write it down for you? Can we get a prompter situation in here? Because I am. Well, who's doing your... Words doubt, Adam. Who's doing your cue cards? Huh? Don't you have a cue card person? You were supposed to someone. You never showed up. Oh, well, shit. Well, that's the problem. Yeah, I got a cue card person right here. Hitler had some good... Wait, what? No. Why would you write that? For me, it's actually Bob Dylan from that one video. Oh. You're saying,

1:20.4

or I guess the guy from in excess. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's been duplicated a couple times.

1:27.3

So, Jeff, we are back in the trap. We are back in the cut. We're back. We were, we was raised in the hood exactly exactly pistol grip

1:30.8

pumping in my brine how's it jeff have you been since we recorded last i have not talked to you

1:36.0

since we recorded i don't know if people know this so long yeah me and jeff maintain zero contact

1:41.6

in between podcast. Honestly.

1:46.8

This is like one of those like Brett Hart,

1:50.3

Sean Michaels situation where it's like we are co-workers,

1:53.0

but we respect each other's professional output.

1:53.5

Yeah.

1:55.9

We're like Method Man and Red Man at this point.

1:57.5

Just not friends at all.

1:58.3

No.

1:59.7

Still working together.

2:00.3

No. I was kind of bummed when I found that out about Method Man and Red Man. Yeah, that's kind of like your parents getting a divorce or whatever. And you're just like, wait, you guys aren't, you got from how high? Yeah, they asked Red Man about it in an interview. They were like, so do you and Methaman hang out when you're not touring and recording? He was like, fuck, no, never. Yeah, right? Like, I always, yeah, like a Simon and Garfunkel kind of a situation. Yeah, yeah. But not as cool as Simon and Garfunkel. Well, they don't have the rhymes that Simon and Garfunkel have. I mean, Simon and Garfunkel, they just look like lesbian aunts. Yeah. Yeah, especially like

2:35.0

Garfunkel fella. Paul Simon married Edie Brickle. Didn't they like beat the shit out of each other or something

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