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The Morning Stream

The MONDAY Show 11: The Aftermath of Raynor's Sin

The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson

Comedy

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Today is all about cooking things poorly, getting mom back home, and getting free tattoos when your artist screws up, and then a BIG catch up on your texts and emails and calls!

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0:00.0

It's a Monday and we're here to do Monday things.

0:07.0

What were you talking about?

0:08.0

Okay, why did you take my, let's get right to it.

0:10.7

All right.

0:11.7

Why did you take my toothpaste? I ran out of toothpaste. Carter, okay, Kim is out of town. She was in California for five days.

0:19.1

She's coming home tonight. The other day, two or three days ago, I go on there to bust my teeth. I've been using

0:25.1

some kind of sensodyne bull crap that nobody wants in their mouth. That stuff sucks.

0:28.9

I ran out of toothpaste yesterday. Yeah. And it came into your bathroom and found that one and stole it because I couldn't find

0:36.7

we usually have like a storage of like toothpaste and toothbrushes I think we do

0:40.8

somewhere I don't know it has to be somewhere but because mom's out of town I don't know where it is yeah I think it's in a drawer or in a maybe I'm sorry

0:47.0

storage or something but then you didn't say anything well it was late at night and you had your stupid oh oh should we talk about your stupid headphones?

0:53.6

She doesn't like my headphones because I can't hear anything. Well that's the point, they're

0:56.1

really good cancelling. They're fantastic. Or they're noise isolation.

0:58.8

However, I can literally be in the same room as you screaming your name.

1:03.5

I could be being murdered in the next room and you would not know.

1:06.5

That's true.

1:07.5

These are my over the ear who makes them.

1:11.5

Shoot. I forgot. Anchor maybe? them, shoot. I forgot, anchor maybe, whoever it is.

1:15.0

They're too good.

1:16.0

They're pretty good.

1:17.0

And they block soundcore, who makes soundcore, anchor?

1:20.0

I think it is.

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