Oh, it is the Jesse Kelly show. Let's have some fun tonight. Somebody went to outer space.

And he went to outer space in a rocket ship that looks like something inappropriate.

We will address that as, as only we can.

Joe Biden, Tom Brady, Kraken jokes in the White House today.

Let's set that aside for a moment because something else just came out.

And this is something we are going to have take a little bit of time on more time than

I normally do, the federal bureau of investigation.

Remember that whole assassination plot?

And the governor, Whitmer of Michigan, you probably don't remember it.

They busted a bunch of guys who are allegedly planning to kidnap or an assassinator.

All those guys look like their FBI agents now.

Or informants I should say now.

This is going to get real dark tonight on the Jesse Kelly show.

But first and foremost, and look, if I sound excited about it, it's because it's my birthday.

And you know I'm not going to bring it up on the show.

I would never do that, but it's my birthday today.

I woke up.

I had the wife made bacon and biscuits and homemade whipped cream and berry sauce on it.

Hung out with my boys today.

My son's hung out with my sons today.

It's honestly, it's a great day.

Yeah, I mean, the federal bureau of investigation is absolutely plotting to arrest every member

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