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Toucher and Rich, presented by Fandall Sportsbook on the Sportscom.

Chats Week, you know, a team that we're

pretty familiar with here, but still a lot of, it's an explosive team.

Obviously, they've got a very explosive returner, you know, good special teams unit.

You know, Gibson's giving us some explosive plays.

You know, Morsted, you know, best directional punters in the league.

Yeah. No, best directional punters in the league. Hey, we are touching rich.

I'm sorry.

Yeah, and I hear the whole gang talking about Watertown and everything else.

And it walked in at Bert's like, I'm not sitting at that chair.

I want to sit in Fred's chair.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm taking over, Fred.

Taking over the big chair, Fred.

I heard you just your rampant racism when you didn't think the mics were on. Yeah, I'm prejudiced against people in Westwood for not knowing how to drive. I know he gets stuck again. He barely made it in on time. And it's that same stretch of road. And Bert had steam coming off his head when he got in here. The good news is, like, you always get me with, like, a lot of adrenaline.

Like, you know, when I'm coming in, so I guess that's a positive to... Are you coming in hot, Bert? Are you coming in hot? I'm always coming in hot to this show. So load up, Fred, on that... You know what? Your Honor. Adrenaline, go. It just infuriates me, though.

Like yesterday I had trouble getting in here for the midday show.

And it was because of an accident.

And there was legitimately like, I mean, it was one of those like it takes 25 minutes to go two miles, right? Like type of things. Doesn't it infuriate you when you see it on the app and you can see like the little crash thing? It's like and then you're stuck there and it's like a parking lot in the interstate. And it's like, oh, this must be bad. And then you get to the accident, and it's already cleared off the road. All it is is people looking. That's all it is. Stop looking and stop slowing down and looking at the freaking accident. Yeah. Stop. I would rather, but maybe you feel like you've waited so long. That you owe it to yourself to check it out. You owe it to yourself to really gawk at it and really get into it. Yeah. Or maybe it's a crash type situation where you get a certain sexual thrill from it. I also have a theory that, like, phones have made it that much worse. where when people get stuck in traffic where they're going 10 or 15 miles an hour, they just start staring at their phones, and then they naturally start going slower, and that slows everything else down. Yeah, I mean, if you're going 10, 15 miles an hour, I mean, you could, you could arguably watch television. I mean, really. Yeah, you could. Watch a movie. Yeah. I mean, if there's no red lights or anything, I mean, you could just, you could, you could keep one on on television. I mean, with the screens everybody has in their car now, like, there's probably some way to hack it and get a, get a movie going on one of those screens, right? I would imagine there is. I mean, I told you, Rich has had the same situation. I've been in a cab where a guy's had a, has had a video going.

There's no question. I told you, Riches had the same situation. I've been in a cab where a guy's had a video going.

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