I can start this one off Jake.

I'm a professional.

Tis I, the creatures of the mist.

Ooh, look at us flap and stump and quake and creak.

We'll kill you all inside your sleeve.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Hi, and it's me.

A big, dumb guy from Maine.

I'm just all greasy and confused looking.

Why, hell, anybody could tell me anything,

and I'd probably just start stabbing people if they said so.

And it's me, Horny Thomas.

I'm not in the movie.

I'm just happy to be here, guys.

There's something in the mist, and it's Horny Thomas.

Yeah, sorry.

But if you find me in the mist, you have to invite me over for a game night.

We opened a portal.

We didn't know what we found.

It's sexy charades night at Horny Thomas's.

Sorry.

Don't apologize, Horny Thomas. I feel like that's not very alluring and you won't end up with a bedmate. Oh, my God. Sorry. You know, in the original novella, Horny Thomas was actually a swarm of bees. Right, right. That was weird. That was weird. And then the shining or whatever. Oh, obviously, if we're going into like the expanded, like, King of Versy, yeah, Horny Thomas appears in the Dark Howard series in the stand. He's known as Mr. Stiffy. Right, right. And missed three rise of the mist lords. We've got. No, we can't. We can't. We'll get into the Miss Lords later. Lord's later. We were on our Sunday study session, patron.com forward slash whizbroo to check out more on that. We kept making fun of the Miss TV series for being an idiotic concept and started jockey out as if it was some kind of like... Saturday morning. Yeah, mixed with Saturday morning, 90s, 80s, 80s cartoons. But anyway, you had to be there.

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