You ever get the chance to really just like make a straight person deeply uncomfortable by talking about like your desires as a queer person?

No, I usually use my vagina in that regard.

That's solid.

I will now think about ways I can do that with my desires.

I was walking with my brother in Prospect Park this morning and this very clearly

heterosexual man walked by that was just built like a brick shit house. Just like, and he was wearing

like three quarter capri pants. He had an ass that you could just bounce a quarter off of. And my

brother made some comment like, geez, why are men wearing those pants? And I said, he's wearing those

pants because he wants to know if you fuck him too hard, you're going to rebound off and hit the wall.

And my brother almost tripped.

Okay, so, okay, okay. I thought he meant the guy walking was heterosexual. And I was like, if he's wearing capri pants.

No, no, no. That guy was also heterosexual. He was going to like play baseball.

Trust me. He was straight. He just knew what he had. Wait, how do you know where he was going?

Because he was he was carrying like a baseball bat, one of those bags with baseball stuff in it.

With that baseball stuff in it. Also, your poor brother, no sibling wants to hear that. You know what? You asked. No, that's true. And your brother kind of deserved it for doubting a man wearing that in public. Why are you shaming him? Fair enough. Actually, that's a good point. By the way, you're wearing baggy old navy jeans. I don't need to hear your opinion on what that gentleman over there is wearing. Thank you very much.

Hey, I'm Paul. And I'm Erica. And this is That Aged Well.

Yesterday's pop culture today.

And Erica, it's so exciting because today we are not a two-sum.

We are a threesome.

Finally, Paul.

I've been asking you for years.

It's not even my birthday.

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