Hello kids, this is Risk!

The show where people tell true stories, they never thought they dared to share.

I'm Kevin Allyson and every Thursday now, we're going to release these special episodes

that we're calling classic risk singles.

You know we've been doing the risk podcast for almost 10 years now, so each of these

classic risk singles episodes will feature just one story from our archives.

Now if you're new to risk, you should know that the podcast can be very uncensored.

The kinds of things that people might be more reserved about talking about, pretty much

anywhere else.

Let's start with a story that premiered on the show on January 23rd 2012.

This is Peyton Clarkson with a story we call.

The minions.

So pretty much my entire adult life has been about trying to find jobs that will sustain

me without having to join the actual workforce.

And it's led to a bunch of different things, a bunch of odds and ends, and none of them

really pay that well.

Most of them are pretty miserable.

Everything just short of prostitution I guess.

But this one in particular was maybe the most strange experience that I've ever had

in my life in the attempt to make money.

I was called in by a friend to help a mega, mega millionaire move out of his high rise

luxury apartment in Manhattan.

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