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Lone Lobos with Xolo Maridueña and Jacob Bertrand

The Million Dollar Morality Question

Lone Lobos with Xolo Maridueña and Jacob Bertrand

Xolo Maridueña and Jacob Bertrand

Comedy

4.8963 Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2022

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

It's a hot boy summer and we've got the juicy pod for you this week. We're talking $25K sex toys, having a vicious nickname, the real conversations that happen in hot tubs, being a grower over a shower, and questioning your morale for a million bucks. All in one episode!

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0:14.4

Welcome welcome to another episode another remote episode of the podcast y'all I am one half of your host Sholomayuena came by yeah I'm Jacob scuttron that

0:20.0

okay so last week we did a little bit of love doctor, love daddy shenanigans.

0:24.4

People called in and needed some advice or to be steered in the right direction

0:30.4

and I really, really want to shout out Amy from Canada. I'm so proud of you girl.

0:35.6

Oh yeah. Living your best life! Amy from Canada. She was the her and her best friend have been best friends for, you know, eight, ten years and she was really

0:48.0

scared to get in a relationship with him in fear of like just losing all relationship ties.

0:53.4

Yeah, Amy from Canada said,

0:56.4

thank you boys.

0:57.4

I drove to his house immediately after the tough love from Jacob.

1:00.6

You're right, the best friend but I don't know argument is crazy. I knocked on his door. He came out and I kissed him.

1:07.0

Dangro. Whoa. That is some with consent? I hope. Oh my God, shut up.

1:12.0

Hey, she better have asked if she could place her lips upon his.

1:16.7

Otherwise we have a case on our hand. Oh anyway but there was one that I wanted to, that I wanted to get to...

1:24.4

That we forgot to do.

1:25.4

That I forgot to do about Mr Skinny Jean Legend.

1:29.8

So Ruby and your friend, I forget your name from last week I only remember Ruby but this is for you.

1:36.8

Hi my name's Rosie I'm Ruby and we're in California and we're both in love with this guy named Skinningsen Legend, well that's his

1:46.0

code name, it's a long story. Anyways, so me and Ruby we've been kind of love with this

1:52.4

guy since the fourth grade.

1:55.0

And, well, Ruby, she's always known she's at a crush on him, but I recently found out that I had a crush on him.

2:02.0

And he's been snapping me, he's been interested in me.

2:04.7

So I'm like, okay, if he's interested in me, let me have a chance.

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