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Who Would Win Masters

The Millennium Falcon vs Starscream

Who Would Win Masters

Ray Stakenas

Comedy, Arts, Tv & Film

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

This is not a drill. James Gavsie takes the controls of Star Wars’ Millennium Falcon—the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy, armed with hyperdrive, blasters, and a history of impossible escapes.

Eric Holmes answers with Transformers’ Starscream, the scheming Decepticon air commander, wielding speed, firepower, and ruthless ambition.

Ship against sentient war machine. Smuggler’s pride against Cybertron’s predator. Space won’t be big enough for both.

Listen now to find out....Who. Would. Win?

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Transcript

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0:00.0

And welcome to another episode of Who Would Win Unleashed, a show that completely ignores anything important happening in the world and instead focuses on a fictional battle between characters from the worlds of comics, sci-fi, and fantasy.

0:22.6

I'm your host, James Caveson, as always, I'm joined by the one, the only, the icon himself, you know who I'm talking about, it's Eric Holmes. Yes, it does, it's I, it's me, it's me, it's I. Woo-hoo! Yes. Someone's been, you know, I like the Red Bull, don't get me wrong, but someone's been, you know, I like the Red Bull.

0:39.3

Don't get me wrong, but someone's been, okay, I was around the corner for a little

0:43.5

bit.

0:43.8

That's fair.

0:44.4

That's fair.

0:44.6

We got to be professional in today's episode.

0:47.5

A legendary starship was smuggling mods, heavy cannons, and the best evasive maneuvers in

0:52.3

the galaxy battles a high flying self-serving

0:54.8

cybernetic warrior who transforms into a fighter jet in one corner you have the millennium falcon

1:00.1

i heavily modified y t 1300 karelian freighter famous for its speed shielding known for

1:06.0

outmaneuvering star destroyers and surviving impossible odds and the other corner. You have Starscream, a treacherous

1:12.2

Decepticon air commander from Cybertron that transforms into a powerful jet who constantly schemes to

1:17.8

overthrow our lord and savior Megatron by the way, such a great guy and become the leader of

1:22.5

the Decepticons. As usual, I did the patent who'd win Google test just to see how many times

1:26.9

this matchup has been discussed.

1:28.2

And this battle has been mentioned one time. Literally, I found it one time mentioned. Wow. Yeah, I even did the chat GPT thing. One time. And how far did that go? Well, it started insulting me and saying, like, wow, only a true nerd. I would actually do this. Whenever you think of this. everything about this battle have you ever kissed a girl uh do you have any social skills

1:46.8

i i then punch Wow, only a true nerd would actually do this. Would you ever think about this battle?

1:45.2

Have you ever kissed a girl?

2:01.1

Do you have any social skills? Are you okay? I then punch the monitor. I think I won that fight. All I'm trying to say is not a lot of people talk about it, which means it's about time this battle got the who would win treatment. Eric, I got to know. What are your thoughts about today's matchup? Just back to what we do to your point.

2:02.1

I mean, think about this.

2:04.0

We got Star Wars, right?

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