Good morning, Sodomites. It's me, your host, Zach Noi Towers, and this is a podcast about sex.

And I don't like to timestamp these. Like, I love the idea of these episodes all being kind of

evergreen, but I can't help but notice. Valentine's Day is a mere two days after this episode

comes out. And like, of all the holidays, I think Valentine's Day is a mere two days after this episode comes out. And like of all the holidays,

I think Valentine's Day is a good one for a podcast about sex to zero in on. So I put it to my

Instagram followers, questions regarding Valentine's Day. And so for a little bit about

Sodomie, I'm just going to answer some of those. How do we feel about this format?

I love answering questions.

So if it's entertaining, we'll keep doing it.

Okay.

First up, great first question.

What's your ideal Valentine's Day?

The older I get, the more I want to spend celebratory days just enjoying myself.

So whether this be Valentine's Day, Christmas, fucking Thanksgiving, whatever,

well, not Thanksgiving.

I guess that's kind of like meal-based.

But I just want to like, I want to get like a coffee or tea from like a great coffee or tea shop.

And I want to maybe overindulge in like foods, like pancakes for breakfast or like really

expensive sushi or, you know, expensive-ish sushi.

And then like if like some like cool orgasms work their way in, so be it.

Want to be my soulmate.

This is from a bisexual musician in Mexico that I often ignore work

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