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🗓️ 18 September 2021
⏱️ 16 minutes
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0:00.0 | About a decade ago, I had a brain hemorrhage. It was my first day of my vacation, and |
0:07.9 | my brother rushed me to the hospital. I went from completely fine without symptoms |
0:13.5 | to brain dead within a couple of hours. Had it been for my mother's unshaking and frankly |
0:19.1 | misplaced faith, they would have pulled the plug of me. Instead, I was kept alive for |
0:25.0 | three months. Then I woke up. It was unceremonious at best. I waived at a nurse who calmly |
0:34.9 | went to fetch a doctor. I felt in and out of consciousness, and in about an hour, I |
0:40.6 | was sitting up on my own. I had about a dozen tests and several ex-rays, but there was |
0:47.2 | seemingly nothing wrong with me. I bit my own nourishing and lacking bitmins, but a few |
0:52.4 | hearty meals later, and I was fine. If all my brother was even told about me waking up, |
0:58.2 | I was already on my feet. A bit wobbly, but still. I heard the word miracle thrown around |
1:06.0 | too many times to count. My mother was beside herself, and it cemented her faith in an unhealthy |
1:11.8 | place. She started giving most of her money to faith healers, spirit guides and mega-churches. |
1:18.6 | I know I shouldn't complain. Her attitude might have stayed the hand of someone who, |
1:22.8 | in good faith, were told to pull the plug. But I just hated seeing her get conned over |
1:28.3 | and over. Still, to her, in all my sense. I had to find a new place to live, and I'd |
1:36.0 | been replaced at my job. I moved in with my brother while I got back at my feet. I still |
1:41.4 | didn't notice any side effects, and in many ways, I was healthier than ever. I stayed with |
1:47.9 | my brother for two years before I got a nice job at a lumber mill outside of town, and was able |
1:53.3 | to get my own place. And up until about a year and a half ago, everything was fine. Then, |
2:00.6 | things started to feel weird. At first, I thought my old health problems were flaring back |
2:08.5 | up. Every day, my commute to work, I was getting headaches, dizziness, and sudden burst |
2:14.3 | of neck pain. It got so bad that I started dreading the drive to and from work, more |
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