The Metal Master & Things That Are White - Spit Hits! - Comedy Podcast

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Kids & Family, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 7.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2025

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

On this episode, Jason loses it, conversation killers, immortal families and more, plus we explore the mutant benefits of the gluteus maximum variety. We bring it all home with a Things That Are White draft you don’t want to miss. Re-brand Mondays with some comedy! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!

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0:00.0	What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore unrealistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve?
0:16.2	It's the spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason.
0:22.0	Tab-a-do-do-to-ta-tit-tip-pap-to-boo.
0:25.0	Ooh.
0:26.5	Ooh, I liked it.
0:29.0	Yeah, that's not bad.
0:30.3	It had a different pace.
0:31.2	It said, you know what?
0:32.0	On today's episode, we're going a little faster.
0:34.4	I thought it was a drum kit.
0:35.9	It was like a high hat.
0:39.4	Titt-da-da-tat-tat.
0:41.2	It's up to interpretation.
0:43.1	That's what all good art is.
0:44.9	And this is some of the last remaining art.
0:48.2	They can't replace this show with artificial intelligence, is what I'm saying.
0:50.8	At least not for a year.
0:51.9	Yeah.
0:54.1	Right now, computers can't comprehend this right now, and when you say...
0:55.1	Computers can't comprehend this level of humor.
0:56.8	When you say they, you're really talking about us, right?
1:01.0	We're going to be the ones...
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