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fitting about the prime minister in the news bulletin there being defended by a man who made his money

selling get rich quick schemes on the internet under a false name. I speak of course of your transport

secretary, Grant Shaps. Although in the annals of politicians who are currently humiliating

themselves in defence of the big dog, I don't even think he's in first place. As Nick picked

up at the end of his programme there, George Eustis and almost inevitably, the Secretary of State for Culture, Nadine Dories, almost certainly

will be vying for most humiliating sycophant of the year award. So there's been another party.

Where do you want to start? I thought I would break with tradition and I'm not issuing any

refunds. No money back, no guarantees. I thought I'd break with tradition and spare you a monologue

this morning because I have said it all before. I mean, literally I've said it all before in the space

of the last fortnight. How do you approach the latest party with words that you haven't already

deployed to the point of exhaustion in the description and condemnation of all the previous parties?

There may be a few differences.

Elements of this one seem to me to be considerably worse than some elements of the other ones.

The difference, crucially, I think, lies in the distinction between rules and laws, the stuff that was criminal, the stuff that

would actually constitute a police investigation. And to that end, I thought that we would start

by talking to Adam Wagner, who is a barrister at the Doughty Street Chambers and who has, as is a prestigious

lawyer's want, kept a very close eye upon the changing nature of the guidance, the rules, and of course, the laws.

So, focusing entirely on what we do know, what is not disputed, Adam, what would happen if old Bill had turned up at the Cabinet office at the moment of Boris Johnson blowing his candles out.

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