Look at you funnning it in I definitely fucking Kyle Orton over here on the sideline smoking sigs

Gracie all right

So we begin with Tasia and Bristo reading off the prompter to those of you who just watched a very boy band holiday

Welcome to the bachelor at Menteleau, which is a damning indictment of the kind of programming ABC has to offer in a strong

Education that this network is dying

You

Hi, hello and welcome to another brand spaking new episode of another

Bachelor podcast my name's Dylan. I'm settled up next to one real Nicholas Davis. What's going on everybody?

Papyrus of podcasts over there behind my glasses. How are you?

You want to know you know, you're not feeling well. No, I'm very very fearful that well coming off your vacation

Yeah, it was great. Thanks for asking

Welcome back. Thanks for joining us

Glad you have some stuff to add tonight. Yeah, you know if I'm being honest with myself

I really didn't miss you guys like I was just four days, you know, I wasn't gone for that long

You really soaked up a lot of sun and humidity and I'm very fearful that I also soaked up a little bit of monosume's revenge from the

Hielo in the

Guys Fieri Cantina fucking kuku

I think that there I don't know they might be fucking with people in the cancun airport. I'm not sure that's the thing you can't you can't

So you didn't get it from drinking water no out of the faucet you believe you got montezouma's revenge from eating at Guy Fieri's

restaurant. I don't think I have monosume's revenge from Guy Fieri's restaurant. I think I have

Regular sickness from Guy Fieri's restaurant something that I'm sure many people who have tasted

Donkey sauce have had

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