The Men who Stare at Lasers (Premium E275) Sample

QAA Podcast

Julian Feeld, Travis View & Jake Rockatansky

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4.5 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

What if the Matrix really is a documentary? In this episode, Jake and Brad force Liv Agar to stare at a laser beam to find out what’s, like, really real. This is the story of how a former IDF soldier turned parkour enthusiast and American Ninja Warrior has claimed to have discovered “irrefutable proof” that we’re all living in a simulation. All you need is a little DMT, a laser, and an open mind to see the true code of our reality (which suspiciously looks exactly like the code from “The Matrix”.) Subscribe for $5 a month to get all the premium episodes: www.patreon.com/qaa Brad Abrahams: https://x.com/LoveAndSaucers // https://www.instagram.com/bradwtf/ Editing by Corey Klotz. Theme by Nick Sena. Additional music by Pontus Berghe. Theme Vocals by THEY/LIVE (https://instagram.com/theyylivve / https://sptfy.com/QrDm). Cover Art by Pedro Correa: (https://pedrocorrea.com) https://qaapodcast.com QAA was known as the QAnon Anonymous podcast.

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0:00.0	I'm
0:02.0	Oh,
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0:04.0	Oh,
0:05.0	Oh,
0:07.0	Oh,
0:08.0	Oh, If you're hearing this, well done, you found a way to connect to the Internet.
0:36.3	Welcome to the QAA podcast, Premium
0:38.4	Episode 275, the men who stare at lasers. As always, we are your host, Jake Rockatansky,
0:45.6	Brad Abrah, and Liv Agar. Hello, listeners. As I sit here, typing the introduction to this episode,
0:52.1	a video is playing in the background on my desktop monitor.
0:55.9	In the video, a middle-aged man is speaking on a recorded Zoom call.
1:00.1	The man is cloaked in what can only be described as lawnmower man graphics.
1:04.4	He is some kind of cyberpunk Egyptian god.
1:07.1	All of the interviews in this movie are done this way.
1:09.6	Brad had told me...
1:10.7	I don't think it's worth watching.
1:12.6	And yet, here I am.
1:16.6	Only 28 minutes into a glitch in the Matrix, a 2021 documentary about simulation theory
1:22.6	that consists of crude Unreal Engine Renders and Zoom interviews.
1:26.6	The film is an hour and 48 minutes long.
1:29.3	I'm not going to make it. In the end, it didn't really have anything to do with our main topic anyway, but I didn't really know where else to start.
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