1067 K Rock, we are Klein Ali's show.

Thanks for hanging out. Question, and I know that you will be honest, even though you are the, I believe you're the reigning champion of the gross off, but this is a question about something I've discovered here at work, and I want your opinion as to whether or not you think it is gross or acceptable or potentially even. And I can see you arguing, Allie, that this is a good thing.

Proceed. Okay. The Queen of Gross is ready to hear me out. Someone in the men's bath, well, first of all, they've made a few weird changes to the men's room here at work. Oh, I heard about it. One of them you know about, one of them you do not. So one of them is they put like floor mats by the urinal. Carpeted ones, right? Carpeted floor mats.

I really actually thought they took them out of someone's car almost as a prank and put them by the urinal, which is a great prank to pull out a friend. They're making you upset. Just take their floor mats out and put them by a random office urinal. Especially if they're not those rubber ones. They're super absorbent. They put these weird, they look like floor mats, and I guess they are intended to be by the urinal to pick up any back splash or back splash or bad aim or... Carpets are great at absorbing urine. I know as a person with three cats. Yeah, and I'll tell you right now, like, there's a reason why the world moved away from carpeted bathrooms.

Like, for a while, every once in a while you find, like, some old house and old, like, fixer-upper.

Her carpet was king back then. It was like, look at the shag carpeting. Carpet, carpet. And I think whoever built that was probably like, oh, you don't feel great to get out of the shower and have a nice carpet to step on.

And it is a, that's a one-time great feeling followed by the rest of the years of gross weirdness. Yeah, because it gets all matted fast and there's lint, just random stuff that accumulates on a carpet, gets your toes. I heard those mats are disgusting already. Yeah, so they've been there for like less than a week and they got pretty much gross after day one. And I don't now, it's funny, because I don't even want to stand on the mat. So now you're going farther away. So now I'm so, and I used to be far away anyway because the plan was I didn't want to stand near whatever weird mystery wetness was on the floor. But now they've got these giant mats. It's pushed me back another probably foot so i'm probably contributing to the problem but it's more fun though because my kid

now that he's learned how to do that i see him aiming almost he's almost hitting his head yeah aiming so far

up because he thinks it's so cool it's fun and it never gets old and he's experienced a great new trick

but the real question is there is someone and i don't who it is, but there's someone that uses the stalls, and they put the toilet paper, not the toilet paper, the sannie's seat down. You know, the paper of the seedy? The seedy, is that what they're called? There's a name for them. But they put the paper seat down and when they're done

they leave it they leave the paper seat why that's a great question now i thought that's kind of a

like usually you just usually it falls on its own because it's so flimsy right you or you push it in the

and if it does stay there you push it in you flush it down it down, no evidence. I'm surprised even that men use CDs.

I was surprised about that as well.

I would think that men don't care about that.

Less so.

Like my wife will put a CD down and then also still like squat above the toilet like a gargoyle.

Like she won't, there'll be no contact on the thing at all. i don't care about that i don't think that they do anything i think that they're more troubled than their worth and i think usually there's like if there's any amount of wetness that gets on that thing it completely disintegrates i think it's just a waste of time i know that the cdies have to to be made with the flimsyest material on planet

earth because they have to be flushable, but they're so flimsy now that even like a breeze

from six miles away. It's gone. Yeah, like it pushes and they rip so easily. It's almost even sitting

down. You have to sit down perfectly like a ninja or very slowly. If there's any breeze,

it just flip.

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