Much like you, I've got a lot to complain about, like open toe sandals.

Who thought that was a good idea? Who wants to look at toes? Adults who drink squash?

Listen, you're a fully grown person. But I just got my Sky TV and broadband and I've got no complaints.

Sky is the lowest number of complaints made to off-com for pay TV and fixed line broadband.

To find out more, visit offcom.org.uk. We're happy because you're happy.

Oh, Angon though, noise eaters, they're annoying. Sky, believe in better. Albert Einstein here,

Chico and I are out for walkies in the park. My watch tells me we've walked exactly three thousand

and four steps, our personal best. Our steps on the only thing we track, our smart meter display at

home tells us how much energy we use daily, weekly and monthly, which can help you make changes

to save energy. And now my watch tells me it's time to head back for a cover. Right Chico?

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We're back with another edition of the Federalist Radio Hour. I'm Emily Gisinski,

culture editor here at the Federalist. As always, you can email the show at radioatthefederalist.com,

follow us on Twitter at FDRLST. Make sure to subscribe wherever you download your podcasts as well.

Today I'm joined once again by my colleague, Christopher Bedford, senior editor here at the Federalist

Chris. Welcome back. Good to be here. Before we started, Chris told me that his brain is currently

sitting in a cushion of dumbness. A soft cushion of dumb. A soft cushion of dumb.

Then the Media Research Center had their annual gaitle last night. I don't actually go to many of

those gaitles anymore, but MRC and Brad's gaitle is actually worth going to. This is fun.

And he knows how to throw parties a lot of alcohol. And because of that, the effects that

Jim has on the brain, even the day after when Holly O'Culls left the system, I'm not at full capacity

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