From Everywhere USA, it's Fox Across America with Jimmy Phala.

Oh, hot damn first we had fake news.

Now we got steak news.

CNN running a report falsely, accusing Pete Higgsap of buying $600 million worth a stake for himself.

People aren't buying at CNN, you dumb bastard.

Some outlets were more honest about it, but the fact remains, if you are mad about our troops getting steak and lobster before they go into combat, you are not a Republican, you are not a Democrat. You are, in fact, an a-hole. That's true. That is true. We're going to discuss it on a spirited Thursday episode of Fox Across

America with your main man, Jimmy Fala. Kennedy's going to be here, two sports star from MTV,

and of course over here on the Fox News platform, and Jim Jordan making his triumphant return from

Ohio's fourth congressional district, and of course the House Judiciary Committee, 888-989-9-10 if you want to be a part of today's

show. It is a show where everyone is welcome. We don't get on the air hoping to convert

Republicans or preach to any choir. We don't want to own the libs. You can't own the libs. They all

claim we're living on stolen land.

I don't even know how that works.

But the point is, we're going to yuck it up a little bit. We're going to give you some hard news the way you give the kids their vitamins. You know, if you say kids, hey, come in here and take your vitamins, they go, wow. But if you dump the vitamins and a bowl of applesauce, throw some cinnamon on it and go,

Hey, who wants some applesauce?

There you go.

That is how we cover hard news on this show.

We will take it seriously.

We will not take ourselves seriously at all.

Can you dig it? Can you dig it?

Can you dig it?

Can you dig it?

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