Welcome back to Loudmouth, a podcast with three loud dudes, scream in the very hot rooms.

I fucked up that intro, but I'm new with FPS Diesel.

Hi.

And quite.

And I'm Brandon, and today, the first question for the podcast I have for you too is a lamp genie has given you two choices

take a million dollars right now or receive a hundred dollars every time you masturbate from now on.

Which one do you choose and why? Go a hundred dollars every time I masturbate why I don't know just seems like it have more at the end of the day well okay hold on so you're telling me you jerk off enough times to produce a million dollars and how short of a time.

Well, let's do the math. Like, that's a million that I'm probably going to burn through

irresponsibly because bad habits. But a hundred, let's do the math. So a million divided by a hundred, right?

I only have to know that 10,000 times.

That's a lot of them. Okay, so how many times you realistically have to nut in that period of time you get it?

I think I might change my answer to a million dollars because I don't think I could do 10,000 nuts.

I mean, I think it... it well you will you'll accumulate over a lifetime yeah but it's like I could be making more if I just invested that a million in the right place. Well think about it this way if you're not twice a day every day for an entire year like

that's still not I'm still not even a temp done yeah I would totally take the

hundred dollars because the million could just disappear right but you can always get more money like let's say you need a hundred dollars like let's say you're a restaurant right you need a hundred bucks to pay for food

You go run the stalls and turn off just you know what I'm just like it's like fuck I didn't bring any money, you just hop in the bathroom,

and just rub one out real fast.

Yeah, I don't know how many of you can nut in the back of a cracker barrel,

okay?

I haven't tried the back of a cracker barrel, but.

If I needed money, I'd do it, it because it's like I would definitely rather pick the hundred dollars every time you masturbate I mean is that basically self prostitution no you're getting I mean no maybe God's paying you.

God's watching you jerk off.

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