Welcome to stupidity, home of the greatest medium mind ever to walk the planet.

Okay, so here's a deal. He's a true icon in every sense of the word.

He's loved and feared more than any being to grace this planet.

There's too gosh, a man with a voice that sounds like Barry White and Beyonce had a Jewish

baby.

God himself would pay $39.99 for a cameo.

Fact of the matter is, you are about to embark on a transcendent experience that can only be described as psychological nudity.

This is Stugas, and this is stupidity.

Here we go, Jim.

Tony!

So we're working on some new things, and I have a lot of projects in the works here.

I have a problem, though, with Taylor.

I'm taping this very early in the morning. I know he's distracted. I know he's listening or watching Boomer and Gio on WFAN, 6 to 10 a.m. every morning. I'm not certain if I'll be back on this summer because I got to be honest, I have beef with Gio that Gio's not even aware of. So, like, but I know Taylor's distracted.

I also know he went to the Knit game.

So imagine my frustration where I'm trying to give Taylor this big opportunity, his big break in the business.

He's going to be attached to me for the foreseeable future here.

And Taylor, while I'm trying to put together a show last night, what Taylor is doing

is sending me pictures.

It seemed like in the 100 level of the Mecca, Madison Square Garden, because he is at

game number five of Knicks and Pacers last night.

How did you get tickets for the game and should I expect some sort of expense report?

I didn't even think about expensing it, but the apple does not fall too far from the tree.

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