The Meatball Special Episode 3: The cruelty of others

The Ben and Emil Show

Ben and Emil

Comedy

5 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Did you guys know Ben kissed a guy once? It's true. In this episode we've got too much to list so just gather 'round and enjoy because it's a really fun one. Go check out Phil's band HUSHMONEY's new single: https://open.spotify.com/track/4z2O6WfAApjUMENWtpN7uz?si=b287ee45ac8c47f9 Sign up for the bonus episode at: https://www.benandemilshow.com' This episode (and every episode) was masterfully edited by Dillon Moore. Check him out at https://www.dillonmoore.co and @ dillonmoore on IG We're on instagram. @ bencahn and @ emilderosa and @ dillonmoore and @ philorphilip TIMESTAMPS: 0:00-6:00 Song time 6:00-9:20 Ben is insane but not a murderer 9:20-17:00 Summer camp stories 17:00-19:30 Ben's first love 19:30-23:00 Ben was gay + Ben's brother 23:00-27:00 The worst pantsings we've ever seen 27:00-35:00 Butterflies, weird guys that are stuck in our memory 35:00-43:00 Doodoo girl, straight sex is gay 43:00-49:00 Emil pissed himself, sleeping at a friend's house, hearing a friend get hit 49:00-54:00 Emil washes improperly 54:00-59:59 Grandma text effects, mom texts

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0:00.0	I wanted to show you that. I thought I thought maybe you I thought maybe you would uh resonate with it.
0:07.1	Me? Yeah, you. Oh, it's that girl me? Dude that was the video I wanted to show at the New York show.
0:14.0	Oh, well then you don't have to talk about it.
0:16.0	Well, no, but the whole thing was to get Emile's reaction.
0:19.0	That's what's always fun.
0:20.0	So I guess now that you've already seen it, I'll we can watch it great. What about this?
0:24.8	Hawk. This is what? Oh, it's a sex ed class and the teacher is Bruce Springsteen.
0:30.8	Babies they were born from come. That's pretty good. Yeah. I like that. Oh are we recording? Yeah. Oh you got that good. Oh, you know I've been doing a little bit of that myself. Maybe we can do the, um, songs?
0:44.0	The fifth grader who, uh, in English class?
0:46.8	Oh, um, this is a little parody song that's, uh, from the P.O. V. of a fifth grader in English class.
0:56.4	Well hang on, hang on. The thing is that Phil does this. He's got this thing
1:00.0	where he's he does all these parity songs. I don't think they need, uh...
1:04.0	They didn't need that.
1:05.0	I could have just done it and then they could have realized that.
1:08.0	No context?
1:10.0	Pardon me.
1:11.0	This is sung to the tune of of I can't go for that. I can't spell for crap.
1:16.3	Whoa. This next song is a it's from the P.O.V of a five-year-old lawyer and it's set to the tune of forever young.
1:30.0	Never wrong. I want to be never wrong.
1:35.0	This next one is the less.
1:38.0	No, keep on.
1:39.0	We're gonna keep that.
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