nearly impaled a friend on a tree welcome back to dad me podcast we're here with mary ritzinski

john del caho friends welcome hello and to and tim butterley hello tim almost died this

weekend we almost lost you yeah i was i almost inserted myself into a real survival situation

i'm here to tell the tale i'm happy i'm i feel lucky to be surrounded by my friends right now

fully recovered from the ordeal.

But yeah, we almost lost me and Dubs this weekend.

Me and Danny Dubs almost, almost, almost, we were almost lost at sea in the Schuylkill River.

And I'm lucky, I'm lucky.

I'm lucky, I'm a survivor.

I just want to, I got to give it up to God first and foremost for getting me back to the rest of civilization.

How close did you come do you think? On a scale of one to ten, ten being airbrushed t-shirts.

Whoa.

There were a couple, there was, okay, there was one point where we almost were killed and then we got a we got a late start floating down this river and uh there were there was probably an hour where we knew it was going to be an hour to get back to where we could get out of the water

that we were checking the weather at to see if uh to see if sunset was getting pushed back at all

but dude it was the maiden voyage

of the fg armada and i'd say it was an unbelievable success dude we had danny's seahawk four we had the

buttery families excursion five these are inflatable watercraft by the way thank you yeah yeah yeah

i've no fucking idea what you're talking about it. I know.

They sound powerful, but unless you know what I'm talking about it, I sound like a fucking idiot.

And a bunch of tubes.

And, uh, dude, I bought like an aftermarket, like hand pump.

And I was so excited dude. I'm blowing up every inflate and then we roped everything together and we just

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