Have you had your soup today?

The cold crisp taste of coke is so satisfying.

It keeps me from eating something else that might really add those pounds. No, no. No. Cheer!

Cheer! Oh! Good morning, good afternoon, good afternoon, wherever you are, welcome to their episode of Sheelogens.

We are here today to put the...

She and Shark, no.

Her in Shark.

Her in shark. Oh no, if you're new, you've already turned it off. My name is

Sperry Yeager. I'm here. I have to try both. I have to. If she doesn't work, try her. The second one was better, right? Nobody

tell me. Nobody answered that question, you're not allowed. I will kick you out of here

somehow. My name is here here. I'm here with my beautiful co-host joy and I said that because the the third most exciting thing happened to me of the year today and it's also a sign of my advanced years in age, my advanced aging years.

Okay. But I well my vacuum died like a month ago just was you know broken broken beyond repair and I have a dog and five kids.

So I was like, I just haven't been emotionally ready to research and spend the money on a vacuum.

Like it just has been outside of my...

For those of you that just casually, nonchalantly, purchase, replace expensive items, or really any item, let's be real.

You are blessed. You're blessed. Highly favored. I could have, I could have a one million dollar allowance for the rest of my life and I would still

have to spend six months researching spray bottles before I press buy now.

They're not all made equal and every single one of my laundry baskets is broken and I absolutely will not be

replacing them.

What I'll do instead is cut my fingers wide open

on the broken plastic every time I carry them

and that's what I'm going to do.

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