Hello, all you ghosts and goblins.

Hi, Michael!

Welcome to my special Halloween broadcast on McDonald's electrical radio.

Well, welcome to the Purple Stuff Podcast.

So I hope everyone's ready for some Halloween fun

Stas-Straving Jay from Sludge Central

And Matt from Dinosaur Dracula

I've got a few tricks and lots of treats for you.

So Jay, since this show was going up so late, we knew we had to dazzle everyone with a hot topic.

Yeah, we needed to pull out the old razzle dazzle.

That's right.

So fuck it.

We're diving headfirst into Halloween with a celebration of all things haunted from McDonald's.

Yeah, I can't believe we're going to do an entire show on this.

But I mean, hey, there's golden're going to do an entire show on this.

But I mean, hey, there's golden arches a half a mile away from me, so I'm feeling the vibes.

Yeah, you're a big McDonald's guy.

You never shut up about McDonald's.

You can't pull me away from that place.

This is kind of a sequel to the McDonald's Christmas show that we did last year.

And it's the same idea.

It's a hodgepodge of things that have some tie either directly to Halloween or just to horror.

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