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Linoleum Knife

Alonso Duralde

Gay, Lgbt, Reviews, Film, Entertainment, Movies, Tv & Film, Criticism, Movie

4.8 • 646 Ratings

🗓️ 22 September 2014

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

Alonso's eye hurts, but he and Dave still have plenty to say about movie stars who can't convincingly wash dishes and death by "Footloose." Like us on Facebook, follow us @linoleumcast, subscribe to our new YouTube channel, buy our stuff, no wise man has the power.

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0:00.0	La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La Linoleum knife.
0:46.0	I did it the way you wanted me to do it this time.
0:49.1	And I wasn't even going to call it out, but yes, you did, and thank you.
0:52.4	Because the way I like it is right.
0:54.1	I keep you surprised.
0:57.8	That indeed.
0:58.6	Don't expect, don't expect it to be this way forever.
1:02.6	Oh, I would never.
1:03.9	Because one day I may surprise you.
1:06.2	Yeah, oh no.
1:06.8	I may cut it off in mid-l-la-la-la.
1:08.6	You will.
1:09.4	I mean, I don't even wait for that last fade out, but to cut that off.
1:12.6	I may cut it off in the middle of the la la la la la.
1:14.2	You will eventually disappoint me.
1:17.0	That's daily.
1:18.7	I will daily disappoint you.
1:20.0	That's something I've grown to count on.
1:22.8	I will ruin something each day of your life.
1:27.5	I will ruin something of your life every day of your life.
1:31.8	You are king minus adverse.
1:33.5	And that is how I will show love.
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