The Mavs walked so the Lakers could run and Blake's softball stalker | DZ 6-19-25
The Dumb Zone FREE
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4.9 • 724 Ratings
🗓️ 19 June 2025
⏱️ 76 minutes
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One of our listener's secretly attended every one of Blake's slow pitch softball games last season and delivers a season long recap for his Cardinals. Jake wonders why his electronics don't work and this is how you sell a team, Mark Cuban
- (00:00) - Open: Dan was gym before work guy today
- (18:36) - Blake's softball stalker
- (01:05:42) - Sports: Mavs pave way for how to sell a team
- (01:51:52) - News: Justin Frazell couldn't graduate this
- (02:10:52) - VM birthdays/Today in History
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, I'm Dan McDowell, long-time professional broadcaster. |
| 0:03.8 | Why subscribe to our Patreon podcast? |
| 0:06.6 | Well, perhaps you support our struggle to get out from under the oppressive thumb of the man. |
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| 0:22.0 | plus an additional two episodes each week that are exclusive to patreon so subscribing on |
| 0:29.4 | patreon gets you four episodes per week oh my what a bargain now on to today's program |
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| 1:18.1 | The proceeding and the following content are brought to you by No Puppet Productions and the Dumbzone. |
| 1:25.8 | I'm not going to spend another three grand because this computer is a problem for me every now that I'm just going to bitch about it. Let me teach you how to wrap a cable. Then I went and got, it's not the goddamn cable. That's so unfair. You just chunk your shit in your bag. It's no wonder it doesn't work. I don't like the way you wrap your cable either. I's a mess. Our stuff works. We take care of it. |
| 1:44.8 | You just throw your stuff in your bag. |
| 1:46.4 | This is both fair and unfair. |
| 1:49.3 | Okay? |
| 1:50.3 | I would like to learn about the proper way to roll the cables. |
| 1:54.8 | And you know that because I told you that before today's episode. |
| 1:58.4 | So for you to now bring that up in an attack of me... |
| 2:01.5 | Oh, yeah, I'm the first person to do that. |
| 2:05.3 | All right, all right, all right, all right, all right. |
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