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Heaving Bosoms

Bleav + Heaving Bosoms Productions

Arts, Books, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 31 December 2024

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

It's time for part 2! Jacob has decided to put his juvenile pranks behind him and make things right. The second act comes with a secret identity reveal, a hotel breach worthy of a cat burglar, and a pubic declaration of love!

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0:00.0	This is Heaving Buzums, the podcast where two best friends recap romance novels while discussing daycare ratios and thinking way too much about hotel logistics. Welcome out loud. Welcome back, HB's.
0:34.6	Okay, in order to do my due diligence, and I'm not super sure that I'm actually using that phrase accurately, but you get the picture. In order to do my due diligence, I got to remind you one more time about sending in your embraces. Is it complete? Awesome. Is it not complete? Also awesome. Did you use readings
0:58.8	from your master's in Latin coursework? That has also happened, IRL, and it was utterly amazing.
1:06.5	Did you think about doing the embrace and then forget? Send us an email telling us that at Heavingbysmspodcast at gmail.com and we will embrace you.
1:16.0	It's an embrace, not a challenge.
1:19.0	Okay, when we left off yesterday, Jacob Greenberg had decided to change his ways.
1:25.7	Grovel charmingly and make things up to Rachel Rubenstein Goldblatt.
1:31.3	That's where we're jumping in.
1:33.3	Love it out. So, love it. So he's like, wow, what an idiot I am.
2:00.0	So he's like, wow, what an idiot I am.
2:04.3	I'm going to make it better.
2:05.4	So the next day, two things happen.
2:08.3	The first is that he sends her a superhero French personal assistant who is going to bully her way in incredibly politely and make all of
2:20.1	Rachel's dreams come true.
2:22.2	Yeah, Martha Poppins, she calls her.
2:24.5	And then the other thing is that he goes to see his dad for the first time in 18 years.
2:31.3	What a piece of shit.
2:35.8	He's a super narcissist, a real shitty asshole.
2:40.0	He's like, oh, what?
2:41.3	Why do you want to drink?
2:42.9	Wow, long time no see, buddy.
2:45.3	It's good to see you.
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