The Matron's Chair (w/ Scott Egleston)
Exploration: LIVE!
Headgum
4.8 • 579 Ratings
🗓️ 4 September 2024
⏱️ 80 minutes
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Summary
Ideas Covered:
- Small talk doula
- They blew it the palms
- Ted Danson
- The matron’s chair
- Pasta tomato cheese sauce
- The liberation of appliances
- Indecision impulse
- Making new desserts and naming them after singers
- Fruit. Let’s live here
- Mandatory Joan
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:06.6 | Life gets pretty boring when every day's the same. |
| 0:14.1 | Take me on a rocket ship to see the earth from space. |
| 0:20.2 | I'm that explorer. Baby, I want to exploration. You wake up. You're in the shadow of a tree. You're in the shadow of a tree. It's beautiful and huge, and the light dapples through. The temperature is perfect. You amble to a nearby river. |
| 0:45.6 | Amble, meaning like, limp. |
| 0:47.4 | No. Did we just talk about this? |
| 0:49.4 | No. Gone. |
| 0:50.2 | I was just talking about this with someone else. Amble. We were talking about what ambling means. |
| 0:54.5 | Stumble. No. Wait, we were just talking about this with someone else. Amble, we were talking about what ambling means. Stumble. |
| 1:11.0 | No. Wait, we were just talking about this. You weren't even there. Not me. That's crazy. Not me, sister. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, it was last night. Anyway, amble means, like, kind of aimlessly walk, right? Like, walk, like, without urgency. Scott, we can't talk to him. So don't tempt him. |
| 1:13.4 | Oh, oh, oh, him oh oh sorry I wasn't |
| 1:12.8 | didn't even bring that up well you ambled to the river and you put your feet in the cold water |
| 1:18.7 | this is exploration live oh my god did you see that coming? Genuinely? No. Yeah. |
| 1:27.9 | That was a twist. |
| 1:29.0 | I know. |
| 1:29.5 | I know. |
| 1:29.5 | Okay. |
| 1:30.1 | New thing. |
| 1:30.7 | Okay. |
| 1:31.2 | We should do that every time. Do you like it? I love it. Really? Yes. Okay, cool. Go, cool. Oh, my God. I'm obsessed. Can I do one or I have to wait? No, do it, do it, do it. |
| 1:38.7 | Okay. |
| 1:39.2 | Just to, yeah, do it. |
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