The Matrix Revolutions In Review - Every Matrix Movie Ranked & Recapped

In Review – A Kinda Funny Film & TV Podcast

Kinda Funny

Tv & Film, Video Games, Film Reviews, Leisure

4.6 • 618 Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2021

⏱️ 91 minutes

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This episode of Kinda Funny's The Matrix In Review we rank, review, and recap The Wachowskis 2003 sequel The Matrix 3 starring Keanu Reeves. Follow Parris at http://twitter.com/vicious696 Time Stamps - 00:00:00 - Start 00:29:40 - Plot 01:21:30 - Haiku in review Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh, that's my prime delivery.
0:01.6	What, already?
0:02.7	Only one thing can match the buzz of Prime's fast delivery.
0:06.2	And that's the buzz of Prime's entertainment.
0:09.0	What are we watching?
0:09.7	Heads of state, that new action comedy with Idris Elber as the Prime Minister,
0:13.3	John Sina as the president, and Priyanka Chopra Jonas, as their only hope.
0:17.0	It looks like a blast.
0:18.3	From fast delivery to explosive entertainment, it's on Prime. For only
0:23.0	$899 a month, join now. Content includes limited ads, subscription or to renews. For more information,
0:28.2	go to amazon.com.uker.U.K. slash Prime. What's up and welcome back to kind of funnies, the Matrix in Review.
0:49.8	Of course, we're ranking, reviewing, and recapping all of the Matrix movies.
1:30.1	I'm Tim Geddes, and I'm joined by the producer slash seducer, Nick Scarpito. Whoa. You can always tell how Nick's day is going for how high his beanie is. So I really appreciate this right now. It's going out of frame. Let's just put it this right. We played Mario Party earlier today. Oh, say no more. Or charity. Mm-hmm. And I't, let's put it this way. Let's put it this way. I had five stars going into the final, like, star round. I was dominating. Well, dominating is a strong word. I was doing well. Kevin was there. Mike had three stars. They gave him two stars, Tim. And because he had 20 more queens than me, because I think Joey stole some coins from me or Andy stole some coins from me, I got second place. This game is
1:34.8	rubbish. It worked out so perfectly. It's a terrible game, but it was great content. Great content.
1:40.8	That other voice you hear, of course, is the big dog, Kevin Cuella.
1:44.7	Hey, what's up?
1:45.1	What's going on? Who just showed me a trailer for a new Nicholas Cage movie where Nick Cage plays Nick Cage? Do you guys know what I'm talking about here? No. It looks so good. It looks so good. I have no idea what it's called. It might have been a fever dream. I wouldn't be shocked if it wasn't real. but it looks so good.
1:41.8	Look into it.
1:42.5	Just Google Nick Cage as Nick Cage and see what happens.
1:45.2	But. been a fever dream. I wouldn't be shocked if it wasn't real, but it looks so good. Look into it.
2:01.7	Just Google Nick Cage as Nick Cage and see what happens. But you can do that later.
2:05.9	I want you to stay here right now because you need to hear the beautiful voice of one. Paris Lily.
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