The Matrix Is Here & Robots Will Soon Grow Our Babies Inside Of Them | 8.19.25

Hard Factor

Comedy

4.5 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2025

⏱️ 42 minutes

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0:00.0	Tropical smoothie cafe welcomes you to Tropic Time.
0:03.8	I'll be your concierge.
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0:10.5	And our fresh from the blender smoothies make you feel absolutely radiant.
0:14.3	It's like a wellness retreat for your taste buds.
0:16.9	You're on Tropic Time now at Tropical Smoothie Cafe.
0:19.6	Got breakfast plans at Tropical Smoothie Cafe hitting your protein goals as a breeze with our smoothies, bowls, raps, and deets, featuring up to 32 grams of protein.
0:30.3	What it is!
0:31.4	This is a macho man Randy Savage.
0:33.7	And this is hard factor.
0:35.5	And there is no one that does it better right now, yeah. Nobody does it better. I ain't repeating myself. Go ahead. Tell me something right now. Yeah, and I'm living in a nightmare. And I'm not a racist. And I'm always chilling. Oh, yeah.
1:10.4	Good morning!
1:17.3	And welcome to episode 1775 of Hard Factor.
1:21.2	It is Tuesday, August 19th, 2025.
1:24.2	And it's Mark and I.
1:26.2	It's Mark and I for you today.
1:28.3	I was 80% accurate.
1:32.3	It's a not zero percent accurate on us being full strength today.
1:33.9	Will's in the air.
1:34.9	He's on a plane right now.
1:38.5	And Pat's probably going to be on tomorrow as well.
1:39.8	So it's all good.
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