This, this, this, this is mythical.

Look out! It's the...

It's the...

It's the...

It's the Machapocalypse!

This is a hot dog is a sandwich.

Ketchup is a smoothie.

Yeah, I put ice in my cereal, so what?

That makes no sense.

A hot dog is a sandwich.

A hot dog is a sandwich. A hot dog is a sandwich. What? Welcome to our podcast, The Hot Dog is a Sandwich, the show where we break down the world's biggest food debates. I'm your host Josh Hare. And I'm your host, Nicole and I. And my voice has been gone for roughly, what, two months? What do you mean by gone? It's not gone, it's just gotten a little bit raspier. I feel like maybe I'm just sort of aging into myself, like a jazz singer with a history of opium and cigarettes addiction. I've never really clocked the fact that your voice has changed. Really? Sorry. Maybe I'm just not like that receptive anymore. No, it's perfectly fine, but every time you change your hair and I don't notice, you get all mad.

Uh... Really? Sorry. Maybe I'm just not like that receptive anymore. No, it's perfectly fine, but every time you change your hair and I don't notice, you get all mad. Well, yeah, that's because it's like, you can tell. It's like instead of like you're going through a decline, your voice is going through a like steady short decline. Just a gradual degradation. Exactly. It's becoming worse and worse. how am I supposed to recognize until one day I opened the door and you can barely talk?

Exactly. I said like Robert Kennedy.

So today we are talking about the matcha shortage, or should I say, the supposed matcha shortage?

What do you mean?

Because... Is there fake news going around? It's not necessarily fake news, but we've been hearing about a matcha shortage for the last, I mean, kind of year or so. Sure, yeah. What's happened is these little bad boys right here. This is called it, what's it called a macha latte? Yes. I've never had one.

You've never had a matchel, an iced macha latte before.

I've taken sips off of peoples, and I've always enjoyed it. I have never gone to a place and

ordered a macha latte. Why? Because if I go to a place that sells a magealati, they probably

also sell something called black coffee.

And this isn't me being like a contrarian 90s comedian being like, back in my day, a small was a small, not a tall Starbucks.

Every word there actually means large.

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