The Masters of College Football: Elite QBs, Coaches, Losers & Schedule Gauntlets
The Solid Verbal College Football
iHeartPodcasts
4.8 • 3.5K Ratings
🗓️ 9 April 2026
⏱️ 83 minutes
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Summary
While the golf world turns its gaze to The Masters, we take a look at the truly elite in college football. In this episode, we debate the top quarterbacks and coaches in the sport. Which programs deserve "elite loser" status? Which 2026 schedules feature the most ridiculous gauntlets? And why does Dan still cringe about the time CNBC put him on the spot about Augusta National?
Timestamps:
0:00 - Intro
7:04 - Elite Losers
33:33 - Schedule Gauntlets
57:56 - Elite QBs
1:06:49 - Elite Coaches
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:06.2 | Welcome to the solid verbal. |
| 0:08.1 | The solid verbal. |
| 0:09.1 | Come after me. |
| 0:10.8 | I'm a man. |
| 0:11.8 | I'm 40. |
| 0:12.6 | I've heard so many players say, well, I want to be happy. |
| 0:15.1 | You want to be happy for a day? |
| 0:16.7 | Eat a steak. |
| 0:17.6 | It's that woo-woo. |
| 0:19.2 | And now, down and tie. |
| 0:23.1 | Dan Rubinstein, |
| 0:24.8 | we've got a big weekend in front of us, |
| 0:28.6 | my friend. |
| 0:29.1 | Do we not? |
| 0:30.5 | We do. |
| 0:32.2 | Is Shingo Katayama going to be a factor? |
| 0:36.2 | I don't follow golf. |
| 1:13.4 | I don't think so. Okay. The Deki Matsuyama might be a factor, former champion playing this weekend. That's true. But I got that name right, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Shingo, did he wear like the cowboy hat? Was that my guy? I think you might be thinking of Jumbo Aoki. Really? Oh, okay. I thought one of them wore one of the, the Japanese players wore a cool hat, but perhaps I'm mistaken. I always enjoy the Masters. I always enjoy the Masters, but I don't follow golf closely. I listen to a golf podcast sometimes, but I don't remember anything I hear. So I just enjoy the TV show spectacle of it all. |
| 1:20.0 | As do I, which is why we are fashioning today's show after the Masters in some sense. |
| 1:25.5 | We will get into that and what that means, you know, we like to try some stuff here on the show. |
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