What's up everybody, it's Austin Rivers from the Minnesota Terminals.

It's a new year and I have a new podcast here at The Ringer, off guard, hosted by me and my guy,

Pasha Higigi.

Austin and I go way back and talk so much group already that we figured

it was time to fire up the mics and let you in on all of these conversations.

Every week, Pasha and I will head on to biggest stories happening in the league

and get Austin's perspective of someone currently hoping in the NBA.

Tap into off guard, every Friday on The Ringer NBA Show Feed on Spotify

or wherever you get your podcast.

Cold open question, the week has.

What's up, shoes?

What does a Mountain Dew pitch black match?

It's actually they put a camera inside the bottle of Mountain Dew.

And when you drink the Mountain Dew, the match actually takes place within your

intestines of what turns into your guts after drinking Mountain Dew.

So it's the Mountain Dew pitch black intestines match.

It's like a Firefly Funhouse match in that it's sort of pre-produced segment in a fantasy

land, but this fantasy land is your stomach.

Cinematic indigestion is what we're aiming for.

So yeah, I can't wait.

No shots to Mountain Dew, but you know, you got to do the do sometimes, you feel me?

Cinematic indigestion.

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