Call me sentimental, but to me, the most joyful moment in sports is the soccer goal.

And when that goal happens at the World Cup, well, it's pretty good.

I'm Brian Phillips with the 2022 Men's World Cup approaching.

I'm making a podcast called 22 Goals on the Ringer Podcast Network.

It's about 22 of the most fire-emogie goals in the history of the tournament.

We're going to have so much fun.

Cold up in question the week, Phil Schneider.

If you were going to be in a barbed wire match,

would you prefer to be in a good, like a legendary barbed wire match

that was just excruciating or a sort of laughable barbed wire match

where you got off pretty easy?

Dave, I'm real stupid.

So I probably would prefer to be in a legendary barbed wire match

that I got cut up in.

I'm getting pretty old.

So maybe I'm thinking back to my younger, dumber days when I say that.

But I played high school football, college rugby, and boxing.

I did a lot of damage to my body for zero money when the claim.

So it feels like I'm in a chance to be in an iconic barbed wire match.

I'd probably go back to stupid.

I thought you were going to say you're getting up in years.

And so all you have left to give is your blood,

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