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That Aged Well

The Mask Of Zorro - Revenge, Spanish Accents & a Horse Named Erika

That Aged Well

That Aged Well Podcast

Tv & Film, Arts, Film Reviews, Performing Arts

4.9762 Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2022

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

Gather ‘round, listeners, and let Erika and Paul tell you the tale of 1998’s The Mask Of Zorro. Antonio Banderas will swashbuckle, Catherine Zeta-Jones will ascend to stardom and Anthony Hopkins will transform into a Spaniard with the use of only eyeliner! It’s not to be missed!

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Hosts: Paul Caiola & Erika Villalba
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Transcript

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0:00.0

So there was something happening in England recently for the queen. I don't know. She turned 100, I think. I don't actually pay attention to it. It's the Hope Diamond Jubilee or something like that. Something like that. Something happened in England. And so on Instagram, I don't know. Maybe I lingered on a video for too long because I swear to God I would normally not click on that thing. But Instagram has decided that I, Erica, am obsessed with Kate Middleton.

0:23.6

Every fifth post is Kate Middleton content that I do not need or want.

0:30.6

Why is my entire Instagram feed now videos?

0:33.4

I hate it.

0:34.3

I hate it. I'm also the age where I do not adapt easily or quickly to new technology and new forms of things. So I'm like, wait, how do you make the sound go on and off on these videos? What is it? What do I do with it? Excuse me, teenager. Explain my phone to me. I long for a rotary dial on a phone that when you hang it off makes that loud, metallic cling. You know the handle is like five full pounds. You could really kill somebody with it if you tried. That sibilant sound when you hang up the phone. And the cord is so long, you can walk all the way across. It's basically a mobile phone. It is basically a mobile phone.

1:11.2

You can leave your house with it.

1:12.3

You can get in the car with it.

1:13.5

And you know what it doesn't do?

1:14.5

Taunt you with pictures of British Royals.

1:16.6

You think Kate Middleton was going to be on that phone? No. How great would it be, though? if every time you picked up your rotary phone,

1:08.9

it's like, remember Kate Middleton?

1:11.3

She's so stunning, isn't she?

1:13.0

Look at her in her Versace dress.

1:15.5

This stay-at-home mother of three really does have it all. Remember Kate Middleton? She's so stunning, isn't she? Look at her in her Versace dress.

1:29.5

This stay-at-home mother of three really does have it all.

1:31.8

Nothing about me says I give a fuck about Kate Middleton.

1:35.2

Stop it, Instagram. Hey, I'm Paul.

1:50.5

And I'm Erica.

1:51.5

And this is That Aged Well.

1:53.4

Yesterday's pop culture today.

1:55.6

Action movie July.

1:57.3

Beu, pew, peu!

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