Hello and welcome. So the mask mandate on airlines has been officially struck down in federal court,

meaning no more masks on planes and we're supposed to be happy. This is my happy face.

I've got a strict policy when it comes to cheering for my basic human rights, like the right to

breathe freely. My policy is I don't and you shouldn't either. The mandate was struck down because

it was unconstitutional, meaning the CDC had absolutely no right and positively no authority to

restrict harass and bully people who wanted to breathe while flying between cities. And please

don't even get me started on the unscientific nature of it all. Maybe you forgot, but way back when

when the government was executing its unconstitutional authority to lock down people's businesses,

when popper citizens and restrict them from earning a living for themselves, don't forget that they made

one strong exception for airlines. While you and your loved ones were told you were grandpa killers

for wanting to make money, the airlines were allowed to continue to operate based on the expert

scientific study published by Big Pharma Hacks, which determined that actually the air quality

and airplanes was better than it was everywhere else. We were told that airplanes were built with

circulatory measures that allowed the scientific justification to keep their business open.

But science is tricky and ever changing, much too complex for regular people like me and you

don't understand. So in that long last they moved to reopen small businesses and restaurants,

and later removed mask mandates across most cities and states, they decided to keep the federal

mask mandate in place in the skies because well, the air quality on planes is apparently not

better than it was everywhere else. The gray day circulation no longer mattered. But by then,

science did demonstrate that COVID was smart, very smart, smart enough to understand if you were

eating. So it was fine to remove your mask while you were eating because diseases only spread when

you're not eating or something. Now, if all of that sounds like absolute made up garbage to you,

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