"The Martian"
The Next Best Picture Podcast
The Next Best Picture Podcast
4.2 • 542 Ratings
🗓️ 12 September 2019
⏱️ 25 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You are listening to the Next Best Picture podcast, and this is our review of The Martian. |
| 0:05.0 | I guarantee you that at some point, everything's going to go south on you. |
| 0:09.6 | Ready? |
| 0:12.5 | And you're going to say, this is it. |
| 0:14.2 | Watch out! |
| 0:15.4 | What? |
| 0:16.8 | This is how I end. |
| 0:18.7 | The man, a march is dead. |
| 0:20.5 | We have to go now. |
| 0:26.6 | Now you can either accept that, |
| 0:28.6 | or you can get to work. |
| 0:32.6 | This will come as quite a shock to my crewmates. |
| 0:35.6 | End to NASA. End of the entire world. |
| 0:40.3 | But I'm still alive. |
| 0:42.3 | Surprise. |
| 0:44.3 | Here's the rub. It's going to be four years for another mission to reach me. |
| 0:52.3 | And I'm going to have designed the last 31 days. |
| 0:57.5 | So I got to make water and grow food on a planet where nothing grows. But if I can't figure out a way to make contact with NASA, |
| 1:05.0 | and none of this matters anyway. We've got an incoming message. |
| 1:08.9 | Mind God. Mark Watney is still alive. |
| 1:13.6 | Woo! |
| 1:14.6 | In your face, Neil Armstrong. |
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