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The Book Pile

The Martian by Andy Weir

The Book Pile

Kellen Erskine and David Vance

Comedy, Arts, Books

4.8598 Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2021

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

The Martian tells the story of an astronaut trying to survive alone on Mars, so why isn’t it called The Earthling? Huge let down! We thought there would be aliens! If you write a non-alien book, make that clear from the top and stop wasting our time. Plus, Kellen talks about how the author uses jokes to smuggle in information (instead of including aliens) and Dave is the one writing this description and he is LIVID that this was marketed as “The Martian”! Can you imagine reading a book called...

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0:00.0

Hey, everyone. Want to read about life on Mars, but without the hassle of things like character or emotion, then you'll love The Martian. A book Kellynne enjoyed, and I read because I knew I got to make jokes about it to all of you.

0:11.8

I'm Kellyn Erskine. I'm a comic, a father, and I've loved science fiction books since I was a kid. I was a fan of authors like Orson Scott Card, Ray Bradbury.

0:24.1

But until this book, I never realized what was missing from those classic stories.

0:30.9

700 F words.

0:33.9

And I'm David Vance.

0:35.4

I thought half this book was good and half was like if Gilgans Island only had the professor.

0:43.0

The Martian is the story of an astronaut surviving alone on Mars

0:46.2

millions of miles away from Earth,

0:48.0

and it shows that a book doesn't have to come from some big publishing house to be overrated.

0:52.2

And this is the book pile. I love that we're going into

0:56.5

this with me knowing that your knowledge of space was asking me if Mars was thousands or millions

1:04.0

of miles away. Just for context, the moon is 250,000 miles away.

1:12.1

Do you just know that off the top of your head?

1:13.8

I do.

1:14.3

Mars is just a bit further.

1:17.8

Yeah, I don't know all those space facts.

1:20.0

I'm more of a time guy.

1:23.8

That was Christopher Nolan writing Interstellar.

1:29.8

But when is it about time?

1:32.7

You know that song Rock Around the Clock?

1:35.5

Here's Christopher Nolan's cover of it.

1:38.5

Seven to nine o'clock, one o'clock rock.

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