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The Toast

The Mark Has Mice: Tuesday, June 27th, 2023

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.430.8K Ratings

🗓️ 27 June 2023

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

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  3. Fans Roast Kendall Jenner’s Jacquemus Runway Show Look (Page Six Style) (37:58)
  4. Lewis Capaldi Is Taking a Break From Touring in ‘Foreseeable Future’ For ‘Mental & Physical Health’ (People) (45:11)
  5. New Smartphone App Calculates Calories In Any Meal BY Scanning a Photo (Daily Mail) (50:37)


The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) 

The Camper and The Counselor by Jackie Oshry

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Good morning millennials and welcome back to the Toast Happy Tuesday. Hope everyone's having an amazing day. Just amazing. I'm having an amazing day.

0:08.0

Why are you having an amazing day, Tirti Loom? Why am I having an amazing day? Oh, I don't know because it's a Jackson Claude in recipe in recipe in studio original recipe kind of day.

0:18.0

That is a great day. Yeah, that's my reason. That's your reason that's the only reason you need and it's reason enough. It's reason enough for me. Hey guys, happy to be back in studio with my girlie Swirley.

0:29.0

Torally, but it is getting harder and harder to get ready in the morning. It's not even like what you think like the getting dressed like I know I have.

0:37.0

For items. Yeah, I have the items and I just pair them, you know, mix and match, but it's just like the doing my hair. Yeah, standing for that. You look beautiful. Thank you. And we're so glad that you you put you got it together. Yeah, it's just it's crazy because.

0:52.0

We stopped podcasting when I was pregnant with Harry we stopped coming into the studio because like on the ground was popping off yeah, so we did remote podcasting for like the last two months of my pregnancy.

1:02.0

So I don't know if I've ever been in this studio this pregnant well it's so great to have you both here. It's just it's hard to get around and like it's hard to sit because I can't cross my legs really it's not good for my circulation. Oh, so I'm I'm like man spreading a little bit. Yeah, but also I saw a real slash TikTok that said like you're actually even though you

1:21.0

assume pregnant women sit like this, which is like leg spread back like lean back. It's not good for your circulation either you're supposed to sit like.

1:31.0

I feel like the cave women were fine, you know. I don't know, but they didn't have these reclining Google chairs. Yeah, I will say these Google chairs are not like pregnancy friendly.

1:41.0

I'm not uncomfortable. I just don't it's just not like pleasant to look at you look great. I'm just trying to figure figure it out, but drop a comment.

1:51.0

How should I sit sound off the comments? I feel like Joey Camasta.

1:54.0

Joey, these chairs are hard to sit in and I believe it like we got rid of our old pink couches because those were actually hard to sit in. Yes.

2:02.0

And now we have these new chairs we thought we were like entering a new era and we're not maybe it's just like chairs. Maybe it's us.

2:09.0

Because look, we've tried that's a terrible chair. Yeah, but that's a terrible chair. I just think it's hard. The thrones were bad. Actually, the thrones were not bad. I just think it's hard to be to exist. Yeah.

2:23.0

It's so socrates. You want to hear something funny? Sure. So choice. No.

2:30.0

Ben went to dinner last night and when he was gone for like four hours, he went to dinner at the mark, like the fancy hotel uptown where like everyone stays for the Met Ball. And he came home and he was like the weirdest thing happened.

2:43.0

As he was leaving dinner, there was like a protest outside the mark and Ben was like chanting it the whole night. They were saying the most random things.

2:51.0

The mark has mice. The mark denies the Holocaust. The mark supports Epstein and Ben was like, how are these three things related? First of all, I went on Twitter to try to see what like the drama with the mark. There was nothing. Ben said it was like six people standing outside with signs. It wasn't like an organized protest.

3:07.0

But the mark has mice. The mark denies the Holocaust. The mark supports Epstein. Now I tried to look into the veracity of these. I tried to look into the veracity of these claims and I came up with nothing.

3:19.0

And it's like if the mark has mice, like don't you think that they feel bad about that too? Like you're going to put them also in this city. We're going to hurt us nice. No, in this city, who doesn't have mice? Right. But like my start, like kind of the sweet ones in this city. It can be a rat or a roach.

3:35.0

That's run this town. They do. Ben was literally in the shower. Super roach. Super rat. I think it was the rats that were eating other rats. Right. It was called the super rat. But I do think the roads have become super as well. The roaches. Yeah. They've always been super.

3:52.0

So true. So Ben literally in the shower. The mark has mice. Literally walking around the house, being used copy. The mark has mice. It's so funny. And I honestly like, I don't know what's going on at the mark.

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