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Hello, my dear sweet friends.

It is I, Duncan Trustle, and I'm ashamed to start this podcast off with yet another

audio apology.

But I got to apologize and I understand that apologizing too much is a sign of weakness.

I know the history of the world.

I know that in the medieval times it was a common practice to drag on Sundays the apologizers

of the village into the town square and yank their pants down exposing their pasty medieval

buttocks and to spend hours flogging them with branches and leather straps until rivulets

of medieval plague blood dribbled down into their wasincrested leg hair.

Wolves would be released from the pins surrounding the town square and the wolves would

run to the buttocks and lap at the briny medieval blood licking and licking and sometimes

chewing and the screams of the apologizers would rise up into the forest canopy and cursed

owls would fly to the homes of witches and lay devilegs into the witches' chalices which

the witches would then use to make the cows of the village stop producing milk and the

babies deformed.

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