The Many Lies and Crimes of George Santos

Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500

Alex Pearlman

Comedy, History

5 • 739 Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2023

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

In our season finale, Alex exposes the deceitful history of George Santos, covering topics such as 9/11, Spiderman, Puppy Mills, and Botox. However, it's unclear whether any of it is true. Tune in to this episode for an exciting and eventful end to the season.

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0:38.5	Welcome to Pearl Mania 500, the only podcast where a husband and wife both do research on a topic,
0:44.0	then sit across from each other and look at each other and eyes, give me your hand, give me your hand.
0:47.9	Right now.
0:48.2	Hold on my hand.
0:48.9	I want to tell you something.
0:50.3	Okay.
0:50.7	I know I've already told you once before.
0:52.2	I know.
0:52.6	But every day I've loved telling you this. Okay.
0:54.8	Henry Kissinger is fucking dead.
0:57.3	Let's go.
0:59.0	Yeah, that's right.
1:00.2	Fuck you, Henry Kissinger.
1:01.8	Fuck you forever.
1:02.8	I'm so glad you're dead, you rotten piece of shit.
1:05.9	You should not have been allowed to live to be 100.
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