Welcome to the series of the third kind.

My name is Aaron and I'm one of your hosts.

There are two other hosts joining me today of course, Danielson, and Anna.

Before we start today's episode, I just want to say like always, would you not run any ads on this show or take any money from any corporations?

If you'd like to help us out, then there's a few ways that you can do that.

One of the ways is Patreon. For only $5 a month, which is just 16 cents a day, you can sign up to our Patreon and get an extra episode each week.

These Patreon episodes are exclusive to members only.

Today we released a Patreon exclusive episode which is over the glitches in the Matrix, aka parallel universes.

Also, we have several more episodes already locked and loaded for your listening pleasure, such as the 1985 Philadelphia Bombing, the Nexium Call, Secret Noughts Eve Space program,

Disney Darkness, Isaac Kappy, McMurray Satanic Preschool, Clinton Bodycount, FEMA, and much more.

Would you get the access to including all the past episodes for $5 a month?

Another way to support the show is through merchandise.

Just teleport on over to our website, theoriesofthirkine.com, and click on the shop button.

Then you can see all the merch we have for sale. We have t-shirts, hats, you know all that good stuff.

I just wanted to say that the money we get from Patreon and our merchandise goes to bettering the show.

And I know things are tough out there right now, so if you can't afford a shirt or a Patreon membership, but you want to help us out.

Then you can leave us a written review on iTunes, and that would help us out a ton.

If you don't want to leave one though, that's fine.

We just want you guys, girls, aliens, reptilians, bigfoot, sasquatches, chupacabras, ghosts, and luminonity members, underground lizard people, whoever or whatever you are, to enjoy the show.

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Also, on our site, you can click the voicemail button, and leave us a voicemail anonymously with your phone, and we will play it at the end of the show each week.

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